Yimpa

I don’t know, but it is going to be okay.

All her vinyls and records were sold out, so Beans had this clever idea to buy a cardboard box at the record store that cost only 89 cents! Violent Vira and I saw immediately how clever it was that it shaped as a cross. Heart-Shaped Box, meet Cross-Shaped Box! Overcoming religious trauma and suicide ftw :))

My exes and I ended on Good terms. What a fucking slayful day

I lied, we are ALL adorable badddiezzzz 🖤

I prefer hanging out with the outcasts. The music meet-and-greet went great, and making new friends was a blast. I acted like my cute meowful self and everyone found me adorable.

Likewise, and here's to a Big Beautiful Black History Month!

*kangaroo kicks you in the nuts*

I am sorry for being a smelly turd sometimes. I will be responsible for cleaning up after my doo-doo.

I do not understand social cues, but I sure as hell understand God’s Clues. I am commited to being a better listener. And if it appears that I am ignoring you, I am actually processing silently.

Do not mess with Violent Yimpa 😼💅 My Death Wand will make ego go “Poof!” My Light Wand brings them back to life in a new form. I cannot “Proof” this to scientists living in 2026.

Kill them with kindness. And toss them in the trash can.

I broke up with two partners in the past week and I need Him to bless their Dark Souls 💀 Beans being indifferent to the situation is really grounding and aware.

Lol, Violent Vira event happens to be a block away from our therapist’s office and the long line feels like i’m waiting to meet the Pope.

Alex The Lion = Autism Rawrzzzzz

Conformity assumes you must be like everyone else to be lovable. That is False.

@Beans Much appreciated. You’ve saved me millions of times.

@Beans is My Man 🐱

Aha, not anymore! Gonna see Violent Vira very soon. Her music saved me from suicide one time! Bruhh, I'm afraid cus she's literally Jesus reincarnated into a beautiful badass angel 😭

Truth is, I have no friends and I am all alone.

A lady with a Magic Wand brings me immense joy. That is all I have to contribute to this thread.