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Many people don't know that the economy started slipping under Trump's watch pre-covid. They blame covid solely and want to vote Trump in to fix high food and rent prices. The video questions this logic.

After the brutal, heated 2024 election race, Joe Biden and Donald Trump find themselves in Martha Stewart’s Kitchen, armed with rolling pins and flour-dusted aprons, grinning like they've just discovered the secret ingredient to bipartisan harmony. The aroma of freshly baked pastries fills the air, mixing with the sound of clinking mixing bowls and whirring mixers. In this sugary utopia, they concoct the ultimate recipe for unity: Blue MAGA and Red MAGA blend together to form the elusive Purple MAGA! This confectionery coalition is hailed as an unbeatable force, poised to bake a brighter future for all of civilization. Biden, adjusting his apron, chuckles. "You know, Don, my son Hunter always says, 'A pie can fix... fi fi fi fix anything.'" Trump, rolling out dough, smirks. "Well, Joe, believe me, my ex ex wife always said, 'The secret to success is a great cookie.' She made the best cookies. Everyone agrees." The two men engage in lively banter, each trying to outdo the other with their secret family recipes. Biden reveals Hunter's cherished apple pie recipe, while Trump boasts about his ex ex wife's famous chocolate chip cookies. They decide to combine their recipes, creating a hybrid dessert they dub the "Unity Pie." Martha Stewart steps in, overseeing their efforts with a critical eye. "Gentlemen, remember to knead the dough with care. Just like in politics, if you don’t handle it properly, things might rise too quickly or fall flat." As the pie bakes, Biden leans in and shares, "You know, once I tried to teach a cactus to dance the tango with a potato, but it ended up in a drum circle with a pineapple." Trump laughs. "Believe me, Joe, I have the best drum circle. Tremendous. It's just tremendous." Martha turns to Trump, her expression serious but with a hint of her usual charm. "Donald, if you find yourself in a sticky situation with those fraud charges, take it from someone who’s been there: when life gives you lemons, at least you won’t get scurvy—just don’t let your story become a cautionary tale." Outside the kitchen, a curious crowd gathers, unable to believe their eyes. Political pundits, journalists, and everyday citizens alike stand in awe, their phones capturing the historic moment. The hashtag #PurpleMAGA starts trending on social media, quickly going viral. "This is unbelievable," says Sean Hannity with great fanfare. "Can pie really unite a nation?" The scene shifts to a grand banquet hall, lavishly decorated and buzzing with anticipation. Biden and Trump, still in their aprons, present the Unity Pie to a diverse group of Americans from all walks of life. As they cut the first slice together, they make a joint speech. Biden begins, "We've been divided for too long. Today, we show that we can come together, just like these ingredients, to create something beautiful." Trump adds, "And delicious! Believe me, folks, the best deals are made over good food. And this pie? It’s the best, everyone says so." The crowd cheers as they taste the Unity Pie, a mix of apple and chocolate chip that somehow works perfectly together. Political adversaries share laughter and recipes, and for a moment, the partisan divide seems to melt away. In the days that follow, the Unity Pie becomes a symbol of hope and cooperation. Bakeries across the nation start selling their own versions, with proceeds going to bipartisan community projects. The media dubs it the "Great American Bake-Off," and cooking shows invite politicians from both sides of the aisle to participate in friendly baking competitions. Senators and representatives, known for their heated debates, find common ground over flour and sugar. One notable episode features AOC and Marjorie Taylor Greene making a bipartisan batch of cupcakes. "If we can bake together," AOC quips, "maybe we can finally agree that sprinkles are the universal symbol of unity!" Martha Stewart’s kitchen moment sparks a new era of collaboration. Politicians begin to meet regularly over meals to discuss policies and find solutions. "Food-plomacy," they call it, and it's making headlines. The unlikely partnership of Biden and Trump, born out of a simple baking session, leads to a period of unprecedented progress and unity. As the story of the Unity Pie spreads, it becomes clear: even the most divided can come together over a shared love of good food and a common vision for the future. Sometimes, it takes a pinch of sugar and a lot of patience to turn even the most bitter debates into sweet solutions.

What if reality is nothing but perspectives? What is maturity? Many videos are high value.

This is perfectly fitting for the moment, brother! 😆

You're right about the past, and if Biden stays in the race, he'll get my vote. However, this election is critical, and there's too much at stake. We don't have control over who the Democrats choose to run, so we'll have to wait and trust that the party will make the right decision and then have faith in our fellow Americans' vote choice.

The Democratic Party is not simply a divided group struggling with leadership. It is a party that demonstrates integrity by mindfully choosing its leader, rather than just kissing the ring of a dictator.

Will a second Trump term really improve the economy?

This valuable point is rarely acknowledged today, considering how satirical everything appears. We should take a moment to feel gratitude for our government.

The U.S. President and their security detail undergo various drills and training exercises to prepare for potential threats, including assassination attempts. The Secret Service, responsible for the president's protection, conducts these exercises to ensure readiness for a wide range of scenarios. These drills can include evacuation procedures, motorcade ambush simulations, and coordinated responses to active shooter situations. The aim is to ensure that both the president and their protective team are well-prepared to handle any emergency. If these drills are done regularly and properly one's instincts becomes to rely on one's training during an emergency, like an EMT or police officer. The training would be to stay covered in that scenario I would think.

We are living in a political satire. Assassination attempt sneaker.

It looks like Mr Trump punches the petite SS woman in the head while pumping his fist. I hope she's okay. Everyone looks petite next to Trump. He's what, 6 ft 5, 6 ft 6?

Was I the only one cringing when Mr Trump stuck his head up out of Secret Service's cover to shout to the crowd? I was thinking, get down you idiot. If there was another shooter he would've been done.

Theodore Roosevelt survived an assassination attempt. He was shot in the chest with a .38-caliber revolver. He was saved by his steel eyeglass case and a thick, folded copy of the speech he was about to deliver, which absorbed much of the bullet's impact. Roosevelt delivered his 90-minute speech before seeking medical attention. He showed the audience his bloody shirt and said, "It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." Roosevelt was taken to a hospital after the speech, and the bullet remained lodged in his chest for the rest of his life, as removing it was deemed too risky.

I just saw the director of Secret Service use the excuse that the roof that the gunman shot from wasn't occupied buy Secret Service or police because it was a sloped roof therefore it was a safety issue.

Tenacious D cancel tour after a Trump comment on stage. Australian Senator asks for the band to be deported. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0dmx4p4m0lo

Wrong. Be responsible.

He had a near-death experience and now he's woke, LOL. His whole party's reaction is WTF, are you okay Trump?

"Assassination itself is a devilish act and has no place in a healthy democracy." (I underlined healthy) I agree 100 percent. Now, Mr Trump's actions and words have been a major contributor, fanning the flames of hate for the better part of a decade, in this toxic, dysfunctional democracy, so I ask, and you don't have to answer, did he possibly have this coming to him?

You're right. I was thinking about that. Body trembling. Shit in pants!

I believe it. Ant Man to the rescue! 😆

Police did well after the fact but secret service should have kept the man off the roof to begin with.

Sharpshooter describes snipe situation in detail. Says it was a major security breach. Any average sniper could have easily gotten him. Security is lucky that Trump is still alive after this mishap. I believe the snipers shot was being rushed because of police pursuit.

Maybe you're right. I need a mulligan.

This will likely help him in the polls short term but like we have seen, anything can happen between now and November 5th. Assassination attempts are not votes.

This is a prime example of conscious politics and I agree. Thank you. But maybeee just this once... 😉