Inliytened1

You get the cue from her, if she throws you the eye, you make the move. You don't hesitate.

Probably means without knowing her or anyone introducting you, just straight cold. That's the best way to go actually. That's how you get them, if you go up to them cold. But i usually sense if she is eyeing me, that's my cue.

I mean, I get nervous like the rest of them. I usually need a few drinks in me to really approach her, but then I knock it out of the park.

I don't even know what the fuck that is.. It's so stupid all this lingo. Just go up to them.

Fuck yeah yum yum. It's nice to see you come out of your shell. It's really nice.

@Jirh Yeah, it's fucking amazing isn't it. I even get them online.

lighten up or sign off. Mellow here is having a good time with it, so why can't you? Stop being such a sourpuss

Damn OK you're gonna get me excited if you keep sweet talkin' me

I don't think I'm wasting eveyrone's time, I mean, you're here reading the thread, and you got a kick out of it. So I'd say it's a worthy cause. Lighten up

@LordFall You see this is how it's done. You rope her in with humor. Gotta be funny.

Screwed

Well I seemed to have loosened you up a lot, so I take it all back!

It should have been a Bugatti to be honest. Fuck a Maserati.

Hahah....loving this. Yeah, there is not a ton of difference when it comes to me, fun and fungi! You get the whole package with me!

It's too disgusting for her, she won't comment on this.

No one can afford your wishes anyway. I checked and I'd have to cash in the whole retirement just to drive you around in that thing. But it would be kinda cool

i'll take whatever I can get at this point.

@MellowmarshTook you a while to get over here, guess you didn't have the guy driving you in the ferrari

I can only eat a limited amount of chocolate cake or ice cream. Then i have to stop. Maybe it's the same with women.

What about them? Do we always have to be on our best behavior for them? What if they need to be?

@JoshBCall me bitch, i just got my new cell phone, can't get it connected until tomorrow.

Like i said I'm gonna do it, i just need to get my shit together for a little bit. Then I'm gonna hit it again. But now I have your tools, so i can't lose

Yeah it is. Its creepy and its fucked up. But that's my life story. I'm fucked up. I don't know how how i got so many girls, or how I fucked them in so many random places. I have no clue. Women are drawn to me. It's only creepy now that I'm old.

There were no power struggles cuz you were calling the shots But heck, your'e so cool I would let you. OK your single so I'm grabbing a flight! You probably wouldn't want me after this, but I'm handsome, that has to count for something.

What did you want to chat about? I'm here!