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It's funny until you trip and break your face.
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Was the best night of the whole month. In the second bar, my friend turned into the most charming and entertaining man alive. I left him alone for few moments and when I came back suddenly he was chatting lively with a cute blond and her friend. When the night finished many hours later, the blond asked me for my number: "It was so much fun with you guys, you want to stay in touch?" Morale of the story: let's do more drugs in public
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@bazera I’m not demonizing chairs. They’re surely better than nothing for those with any physical impediments that make sitting crosslegged hard. Yoga doesn’t discriminate and offers modifications to meet anyone at their current level. But in my own experience, I’ve come to experience that the “full poses” are the way they are for a good reason. And no, the reason is definitely NOT that “that’s how we’ve always done it”, though it may seem so for those with little experience. Remember that more often than not, correlation doesn’t mean causation.
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Oh, I know how much you guys love to cringe-dose.
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Few weeks ago, I took a bigger dosis with a friend. After few hours we became hungry and went to a restaurant. He remained pretty normal. However, I started to laugh at some point. Turned into a uncontrollable burst of laughter that made it incredibly hard for me to communicate my order to the waitress. After a while, I managed this. But could not stop laughing. Asked to AI to re-create the scene hehe . We decided to go to a bar afterwards. My friend looked at me and said: "Regarding girls tonight, I am curious how that will go. I believe there are only two directions for you: Either this will go VERY WELL. Or this will go VERY VERY BAD. 🤣🤣🤣
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Don't bullshit yourself. Just game. Don't try to make gaming some wise thing. Gaming is stupid. Stupid fun is okay.
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Christ almighty, makes it sound like a geriatric with a walker 💀
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The problem is it don't conform. Gotta conform. Gotta wipe ass with hand the traditional way or no enlightenment for you.
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@Mondsee https://www.youtube.com/@KriyaYogaOnline Do you know this guy? He has like 25+ years of Kriya Yoga experience, and I remember in one video (can't find it now) he mentions that he practices just sitting on his chair because it's more comfortable (as I remember him saying). I'll try to find the exact video. So what's the problem with that?
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Cringe-dosing: taking so much you make a complete ass of yourself in public.
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@Leo Gura best to stop making a fool out of yourself while you’re chair-dependent. Recognizing what your entry level is, and doing whatever works at that point is very valid for a start, but If you’re serious about going deeper in the yoga path, my sincere advice to you would be to make a progressive effort to improve your physical condition, such that you may one day know the privilege of sitting on the ground in bliss for hours on end, without your back / knees pulling you out of it. Godspeed!
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I could be way, way, way more conscious than I currently am. My daily consciousness of God is mild. I want it much stronger. I don't know. There isn't a simple answer. 100,000+ pranayama
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@Leo Gura how long would it take to reach Sahaja Samadhi? What would you have to do?
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@Leo Gura Hey, I don't understand one thing, maybe you could clarify. You've mentioned elsewhere and also in the latest podcast that you're constantly aware of God, that when you're walking down the street you have that awareness with you. So my question is, why are you doing Kriya Yoga at this point? Isn't the whole point of Yoga to get to a place where you get consciousness of God? You want to deepen your current experience? Or you still think there are some facets that Yoga will reveal that you might have missed. What's your motivation for doing Pranayamas.
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@Ima Freeman Thanks for reply! I totally get you about the wasting potential part. I have the same issue with not finding my life purpose. That's why I've become curious why I do get scared of not doing something important in life. I think it mostly is a fear of accepting what it is and surrendering yourself to life. If your heart really wants to play let it play! Also, you can contemplate why do you think it hinders your spiritual journey if you play games? Where did you learn that? What if you learn profound wisdom through gaming? Think positively!
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What would be the best time and place to do that? 🤩
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Giga-dosing: taking so much you are blind.
- Today
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Don't disobey your guru! Do as he tells you.
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You know microdosing, right? Taking so little that you practically don't feel it. You know macrodosing. Taking so much that you can't NOT feel it. Can keep you from being functional for a while, though. I introduce "funnydosing". New word, new way of approaching a day. It's my new hobby How does it work? I feel the substance (shrooms in my case) , but I am still very functional. Everything just gets lighter and funnier. Ordering a coffee? Man, what a fun! Nothing about a little chat with the barista. Smiling at random strangers at the train station? Love it. Enjoying either the smile you get back, or continue smiling about the irritated look you created on their face. Taking things personal? Impossible. Enjoying the little things such as a good song or the sun on your skin? Nice. Say something completely strange with such seriousness that people simply don't know what to make out of you. "I wonder how it would be to live together with two chickens and an alligator" What you aim for The goal of funnydosing is to make the day the best experience possible. Do everyday stuff, interact, do whatever you would do sober. Plus some extra, simply because you feel that lightness in your step. Be a little bit cringe, but have so much fun while doing it that other people join the cringyness. Or if not, make them get this particular look on their face 👀 This look that says "I want what he has" Enjoy
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Hahaha ooooooh @Leo Gura! I respect you, but when it comes to yoga, you truly have no clue what you’re talking about 🤭
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Good. I haven't either. I'm just joking. I've seen non existing people though.
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I ain't never seen no Devil on weed.
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@Mondsee Oh, hey, your guru told me to tell you: It's okay. You can sit in a chair. We ain't poor anymore.
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Maybe when you see the Devil in person because of the weed haha.
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@Leo Gura fair enough, fair enough, I just think it would be wise to reframe your advice such that it reflects that it comes from your own personal frustrating experience, which is not universal, nor superior.
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